The Machines of Evanbucks

Because I'm just that amazing, I'm going to tell you the products we use here at Evanbucks, this is very prestigious and expensive shit.

This is the Mr. Coffee Espresso-Steam-Cappuccino-Does A Lot machine. It will steam the fuck out of your milk, ignoring every crazy completely legit company policy it encounters.

This is the Mr. Coffee Cafe Frappe. It can blend your fucking face off, but it won't because it's a good little kid. You put the coffee/espresso and water in the top, ice and the add-ins in the blender pitcher and hit "Frappe" and it makes that shit.

You need one of these.

Target's got a special going on that if you buy one you get a $20 gift card until Saturday.

This is a HamiltonBeach bean grinder. It will chop your beans into powder without remorse. You can tell how badass it is because of it's slick design and color. Don't fuck with it.

And, of course the syrups, powders and coffee beans come from Starbucks. Duh.